Obligatory Petition of the Day: Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly thinks pepper-spray is, essentially, a “food product.”
Nick Douglas and the rest of the Slackstory gang feel that, if she truly believes that, she should be okay with eating her words.
They’ve launched a petition calling on Kelly to “eat or drink a full dose of pepper spray on national television.” If nothing else, it’ll be a ratings bonanza, and that’s really all Fox News is about, essentially.
Meanwhile, here’s the Pepper Spray Cop cracking some fresh “food product” on a patron’s salad at his new place of employment:
As a niece of a cop and a hater of pepper spray as an “non-lethal” weapon, I say make her eat it.
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